I have in my possession what is quite possibly the awesomest thing to ever be published.
Care to guess what it is?
Well, to a nerdy Christian like me, this is awesome. Sorry to those who might be reading who aren't Christian (or Jewish).
Ready? Alright.
I have a manga version of the BIBLE! DUDE! HOLY CRAP! This thing is friggin' awesome!
It puts me in a good state of mind.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Apology
Once again few but miraculously faithful and other occasional readers, it's been a long time since I've last made a new post.
Crap.
To express sadness over not posting, I will now proceed to type a crap-ton of random and useless jibberish. Observe.
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There.
I apologize for not posting for so long, but that's not the apology that this post is about.
I want to apologize for my post from a long time ago titled "Beowulf: Die-Hard Moderate." I feel like I crossed way over the line with how I should address the issue, and ended up proving myself to be a hypocrite by doing the very thing that I was criticizing a couple of groups for doing, in that I was figuratively breathing fire at both of them for breathing fire at each other and others.
I meant every word of what I said, but I still could have put it in far better and less angry terms. I had become so frustrated with those groups and hadn't said anything for so long that I eventually cracked mentally and had to let off steam and get the issue off of my chest. I know that many of you who are reading this probably aren't Christians, but in saying those things in such an angry and inappropriate manner I failed to fufill my duty as a Christian to show God's love to everybody no matter what they say or do to me or anybody else. I hope that anybody who was hurt of offended by what I said can forgive me.
There, I apologized. That had been weighing down on my conscience for a while. I hope this whole thing resolves well.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
The Brink
Nice dramatic sounding title isn't it? If you read Seraph's blog then you know that we've had a falling through in our relationship. That was a bit of a nerve wracking experience, and I felt like a huge asshole for it. Things were good again for about a week or so, but then we had another falling through. The basic gist of what happened is that we pretty much told each other that we didn't want to break up with each other but that we were wanting to be able to flirt with other people. We considered taking a break for a while, but neither of us really liked that idea, so we decided to work through it. That's that experience in a nutshell. It was also, like its predecessor, extremely nerve-wracking as hell, and I never want to experience it again.
So the primaries are going on all around the country. I thought about voting but I STILL haven't looked up the policies for each of the candidates. If you're reading this, could you give me an overview of what each major candidate's (Democrat and Republican; I'm unaffiliated) policies and such are? That would be awesome.
So the primaries are going on all around the country. I thought about voting but I STILL haven't looked up the policies for each of the candidates. If you're reading this, could you give me an overview of what each major candidate's (Democrat and Republican; I'm unaffiliated) policies and such are? That would be awesome.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
I'm Bored
I'm bored so I think I'll make another post.
I still need to look up stuff on the Presidential Candidates. That way I can vote. I need to let Seraph use the computer now.
That is all.
I still need to look up stuff on the Presidential Candidates. That way I can vote. I need to let Seraph use the computer now.
That is all.
Disgusting
I saw 2 Girls 1 Cup since my last post. It was disgusting. Really disgusting. I about threw up.
That is all.
That is all.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Interesting Goings On
Hello people on the wonderful interwebs.
I haven't wished anybody a happy new year yet, so here goes. Happy Belated New Year. There. Let's see, Valentine's Day is also tomorrow. Whoohoo. I actually don't mind it now that I actually have a girlfriend.
Let's see, what's been happening lately? Oh yeah, Heath Ledger died. It's old news now, but I figured that I'd write a post mentioning it anyway. It's weird how things like that happen. But hey, it at least serves as a reminder to not do whatever it was he accidentally killed himself by doing.
What is a bit annoying is that Fred Phelps protested at his funeral because he "supported homosexuality" in role in the movie "Brokeback Mountain." Now granted, "Brokeback Mountain" isn't exactly my type of movie, but it's still over the top to go protest at his funeral just because at some point in his acting career he played the part of a gay cowboy. I just thought I'd talk about that briefly.
Hope everybody has a good Valentine's Day.
I haven't wished anybody a happy new year yet, so here goes. Happy Belated New Year. There. Let's see, Valentine's Day is also tomorrow. Whoohoo. I actually don't mind it now that I actually have a girlfriend.
Let's see, what's been happening lately? Oh yeah, Heath Ledger died. It's old news now, but I figured that I'd write a post mentioning it anyway. It's weird how things like that happen. But hey, it at least serves as a reminder to not do whatever it was he accidentally killed himself by doing.
What is a bit annoying is that Fred Phelps protested at his funeral because he "supported homosexuality" in role in the movie "Brokeback Mountain." Now granted, "Brokeback Mountain" isn't exactly my type of movie, but it's still over the top to go protest at his funeral just because at some point in his acting career he played the part of a gay cowboy. I just thought I'd talk about that briefly.
Hope everybody has a good Valentine's Day.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
I Haven't Posted in a While
Hello everyone. It's been a while since I have last posted. I figured I'd just make a post. 2 Girls 1 Cup is disgusting. I've never actually seen it, but I've heard about it, and it seems really nasty.
That is all.
That is all.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Beowulf: Die-Hard Moderate
I realize that, having not posted in forever, that I haven't wished everyone a Happy New Year. So here goes. Happy New Year! There, I did it. Let's see, I'd like to make a big post about something.
The problem is, I don't know what to post about.
Blarg.
Well, let's see...
I need to look up the views of the main people that are running for president to see which ones I like and don't like. Though judging by the commercials sponsored by some of them, so far I'm not impressed. That one guy, whose name I haven't taken the time to remember because of the fact that he pretty much, well he kind of scares me. Using the facts that you're a Christian and that you're a conservative for your campaign don't strike me as good reasons to be elected for office. Now me, being a Christian, don't mind having a fellow Christian elected to that office, but basing your campaign off of that, and then also flaunting that fact that you're conservative, already makes me not like you. Those who do that are usually the people that are the fuckin' crazy conservative people. We've seen how those kinds of governments do in running the country.
However, the other end of the spectrum scares me just as much. In my experience neither extreme is a good idea in running a country due to narrow-minded ideas and an unwillingness to compromise. I swear that every time I hear about or have to deal with some pig-shitted asshole who's either hyper-liberal or hyper-conservative who covers their ears and damns somebody to hell every time they hear a different opinion and/or are proven wrong, I want to strangle the said asshole and then set their dead body on fire while throwing them off of a very high cliff.
*Lets out an exasperated sigh*
I mean seriously. To you hyper-conservatives Christian people out there who think that homosexuality is the influence of satan, you may think it's wrong and disgusting and sinful, but if you'd get that the Southern Baptist Convention's (or whatever other denominational organization's) dick out of your ass, you'd remember that our job as Christians is to show God's love to others, not to condemn them. We have no right to judge others since we're sinners just as much (and sometimes more) than many of the homosexuals that you will meet. If you don't believe me that we're not supposed to judge others, look it up (Matthew 7:1, Luke 6:37, 1 Corinthians 6:1-7, and my favorite - James 4:11; I could go on).
And for you hyper-liberals out there, if you would stop smoking weed for a second then you'd realize that you're no better than us omnivores are because of the fact that some poor plants had to give up their lives and/or the product of their hard-work just to satisfy your endeavor to maintain your hippie image and get stoned, which means yes, despite your efforts to be different and rebellious against society, you still fall into the mainstream.
*Lets out another exasperated sigh*
Okay, I feel better.
I just get frustrated with stupid people.
Like I said before, I get frustrated by both extremes. You can be a liberal or conservative, but when you're EXTREME and get militant about it(and that can apply to peaceful demonstrations too), then we're gonna have a problem. Since I'm not fond of either extreme, I guess that makes me a moderate. Seraph (who is in the room at the moment) has called me a die-hard moderate. I think it's kinda cool and funny sounding, so I think I'll adopt that title.
Now some of you probably think I'm being hypocritical, but I promise you I'm not, or at least trying not to be. I don't like getting all mad and angry like this, but this is what us moderates think to ourselves when we quietly deal with everyone else's shit. As much as it sounds like I'm trying to prove that I'm better than the hyper-liberal/conservatives, I'm just trying to level the playing field in that nobody is better than anybody else and it will make everybody happier if one side isn't constantly trying to prove the contrary. And I'm not saying that moderates are without fault. I've met many moderates who seem to be that way simply because they are lukewarm in the sense that they claim to lead a particular lifestyle and speak out against other lifestyles when they themselves are guilty of leading those lifestyles. They don't seem to really believe what they're saying and thus don't seem to really stand by anything, which can be annoying. Granted, there are times in which one needs to stop being so uptight and go with the flow, but to never seem to have a stand on anything gets to me.
Sorry, I'm rambling again. These are just some of the frustrations I deal with everyday as a preacher's son and a Christian.
Hope everybody's having an awesome new year. God bless.
The problem is, I don't know what to post about.
Blarg.
Well, let's see...
I need to look up the views of the main people that are running for president to see which ones I like and don't like. Though judging by the commercials sponsored by some of them, so far I'm not impressed. That one guy, whose name I haven't taken the time to remember because of the fact that he pretty much, well he kind of scares me. Using the facts that you're a Christian and that you're a conservative for your campaign don't strike me as good reasons to be elected for office. Now me, being a Christian, don't mind having a fellow Christian elected to that office, but basing your campaign off of that, and then also flaunting that fact that you're conservative, already makes me not like you. Those who do that are usually the people that are the fuckin' crazy conservative people. We've seen how those kinds of governments do in running the country.
However, the other end of the spectrum scares me just as much. In my experience neither extreme is a good idea in running a country due to narrow-minded ideas and an unwillingness to compromise. I swear that every time I hear about or have to deal with some pig-shitted asshole who's either hyper-liberal or hyper-conservative who covers their ears and damns somebody to hell every time they hear a different opinion and/or are proven wrong, I want to strangle the said asshole and then set their dead body on fire while throwing them off of a very high cliff.
*Lets out an exasperated sigh*
I mean seriously. To you hyper-conservatives Christian people out there who think that homosexuality is the influence of satan, you may think it's wrong and disgusting and sinful, but if you'd get that the Southern Baptist Convention's (or whatever other denominational organization's) dick out of your ass, you'd remember that our job as Christians is to show God's love to others, not to condemn them. We have no right to judge others since we're sinners just as much (and sometimes more) than many of the homosexuals that you will meet. If you don't believe me that we're not supposed to judge others, look it up (Matthew 7:1, Luke 6:37, 1 Corinthians 6:1-7, and my favorite - James 4:11; I could go on).
And for you hyper-liberals out there, if you would stop smoking weed for a second then you'd realize that you're no better than us omnivores are because of the fact that some poor plants had to give up their lives and/or the product of their hard-work just to satisfy your endeavor to maintain your hippie image and get stoned, which means yes, despite your efforts to be different and rebellious against society, you still fall into the mainstream.
*Lets out another exasperated sigh*
Okay, I feel better.
I just get frustrated with stupid people.
Like I said before, I get frustrated by both extremes. You can be a liberal or conservative, but when you're EXTREME and get militant about it(and that can apply to peaceful demonstrations too), then we're gonna have a problem. Since I'm not fond of either extreme, I guess that makes me a moderate. Seraph (who is in the room at the moment) has called me a die-hard moderate. I think it's kinda cool and funny sounding, so I think I'll adopt that title.
Now some of you probably think I'm being hypocritical, but I promise you I'm not, or at least trying not to be. I don't like getting all mad and angry like this, but this is what us moderates think to ourselves when we quietly deal with everyone else's shit. As much as it sounds like I'm trying to prove that I'm better than the hyper-liberal/conservatives, I'm just trying to level the playing field in that nobody is better than anybody else and it will make everybody happier if one side isn't constantly trying to prove the contrary. And I'm not saying that moderates are without fault. I've met many moderates who seem to be that way simply because they are lukewarm in the sense that they claim to lead a particular lifestyle and speak out against other lifestyles when they themselves are guilty of leading those lifestyles. They don't seem to really believe what they're saying and thus don't seem to really stand by anything, which can be annoying. Granted, there are times in which one needs to stop being so uptight and go with the flow, but to never seem to have a stand on anything gets to me.
Sorry, I'm rambling again. These are just some of the frustrations I deal with everyday as a preacher's son and a Christian.
Hope everybody's having an awesome new year. God bless.
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