Monday, October 22, 2007

Random

Oh, and I saw the movie Transformers recently, and it was awesome. That is all.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Pitch Dark and the Condom Bandit

I'm gonna tell a random story.

So Saturday night (or really early Sunday morning) the power went out. I was dropping Seraph off at her room when all of a sudden the lights throughout the whole building went off. It was completely pitch dark for a few seconds before the emergency power kicked in, leaving me and Seraph standing there in confusion. We decided to sit around for a little bit and just talk, when one of our friends, who I'll call Dixie, came out and joined us and eventually she convinced us to come outside with her to look at the stars. They were really cool by the way. It kinda made me wish that there were more power outages. After that I dropped Seraph back off at her room and went back to my room, after which I was given a rude awakening by the sudden wave of light caused by the power coming back. Stupid electricity.
The next evening Seraph and I were hanging out with Muffing and The Mastermind and were about to bid them goodnight. Seraph leaned over to give Muffin a hug after which she was then faced by The Mastermind holding a condom out to her. Evidently it had fallen out of Seraph's purse when she went to hug Muffin, and nobody in the room had put it there. So we went around and asked everybody else in the suite but none of them put it there either. No one else we've talked to is responsible, so now the origin of this condom remains a mystery. Wtf. Personally, I find it a little bit funny, creepy and wierd as it may be. However, it's freaking Seraph out a little bit; feeling creeped out and threatened by the thought of a possible stalker strange person with a freaky sense of humor. So yeah, I kinda want to know who condom bandit is (though technically this person's not a bandit since he/she didn't steal the condom, so I guess he/she would be more of a distributor or whatever you want to call it), and I'm getting more and more confused since nobody we've seen recently seems to have done it. Ah well. I guess we'll eventually figure it out or it'll just blow over.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

I am an asshole

I am a big asshole. If you have read Seraph's blog, then you might know about my Social Anxiety Disorder and my ever present paranoia. It has been the bane of both of our existences for some time, and every now and then I'll freak out about something stupid. Most recently, I freaked out today about something written on Seraph's blog that I didn't understand (what's worse is that the entry was written a long time ago and the issue has long since past). I feel horrible because, one: I let my paranoia get a hold of me again, and two: Seraph has just now let me read her blog and right afterwards I freaked out about something on there and thus betrayed her trust. She has since forgiven me, but I still feel like an asshole about it. It seems like no matter how hard I try not to hurt her and to do the right thing I always fuck up, which is really frustrating and makes me not very fond of myself. I know that everything's gonna be fine, but I still feel like I need to do something to make it up to her.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Noob

Hello.

I am a noob. I swore to myself that I would never ever make a blog, and here I am, making a blog. This seems very strange and unnatural to me, but given that I've taken a recent interest in writing this will hopefully be good practice, but it'll also give me an opportunity to talk about things. So, let me introduce myself. You may have read my girlfriend's (who goes by Seraph) blog. You probably haven't read my girlfriend's blog, but you should. It is awesome.

Anyway, I am her boyfriend and I shall go by the name she calls me, which is Beowulf. As you can tell by the title of my blog, I am a preacher's son. I was born and raised Baptist, and before you scream in horror and go "Oh my God he's a dirty fire-breathing conservative!" the answer to that statement would be "No. I am not." I consider myself reasonably moderate but I'm going to give you all fair warning that there will be some things I'll be more conservative than liberal about. As for what I'll be writing about, I'm gonna write about...whatever I feel like talking about I guess. Current issues, personal events, etc. I hope you all enjoy my blog.