Saturday, October 20, 2007

Pitch Dark and the Condom Bandit

I'm gonna tell a random story.

So Saturday night (or really early Sunday morning) the power went out. I was dropping Seraph off at her room when all of a sudden the lights throughout the whole building went off. It was completely pitch dark for a few seconds before the emergency power kicked in, leaving me and Seraph standing there in confusion. We decided to sit around for a little bit and just talk, when one of our friends, who I'll call Dixie, came out and joined us and eventually she convinced us to come outside with her to look at the stars. They were really cool by the way. It kinda made me wish that there were more power outages. After that I dropped Seraph back off at her room and went back to my room, after which I was given a rude awakening by the sudden wave of light caused by the power coming back. Stupid electricity.
The next evening Seraph and I were hanging out with Muffing and The Mastermind and were about to bid them goodnight. Seraph leaned over to give Muffin a hug after which she was then faced by The Mastermind holding a condom out to her. Evidently it had fallen out of Seraph's purse when she went to hug Muffin, and nobody in the room had put it there. So we went around and asked everybody else in the suite but none of them put it there either. No one else we've talked to is responsible, so now the origin of this condom remains a mystery. Wtf. Personally, I find it a little bit funny, creepy and wierd as it may be. However, it's freaking Seraph out a little bit; feeling creeped out and threatened by the thought of a possible stalker strange person with a freaky sense of humor. So yeah, I kinda want to know who condom bandit is (though technically this person's not a bandit since he/she didn't steal the condom, so I guess he/she would be more of a distributor or whatever you want to call it), and I'm getting more and more confused since nobody we've seen recently seems to have done it. Ah well. I guess we'll eventually figure it out or it'll just blow over.

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